At the moment my dissertation is crowning and I am in a lot of vaginal and lower back pain as a result. Writing lists allows me to dole out much wanted and needed advise to the masses of people like a queen. So read this post about how to deal with meanies and you will have a fruitful life and many children.
- Fart near them and walk away.
- Fart near them, stay their and look at them as though they are completely disgusting. If you do this well enough they will doubt themselves and become mortified.
- Leave a wet towel on their bed.
- Ask them how they like their tea and then make it the complete opposite way. Tell them to enjoy.
- Tell them that you really admire how they don’t feel the need to wash.
- Poke them on Facebook and don’t explain it.
- Smile at them.