THERESA MAY TO BRING OUT FIDGET SPINNER

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Tastylia italy I’m soon to be unemployed and so I’ve been thinking about some things I could do in my spare time. I’ll be a part time student living in London so I’m probably going to want to work for someone with more money than sense so I can get paid £££££ part time. So, I think I’m going to apply to work for…. say it with me…. more money than sense…. Teresa May.

I could be her PR gal because clearly whoever is currently doing it needs to be fired. Even as someone who is not exactly (read: not at all) a fan of T May or any other Tory ever, I think I could do a better job of turning around public opinion on our PM. I propose that in order to get people on side, Theresa needs to bring out a range of fidget spinners. GENIUS RIGHT?

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here They could be blue, and act as a distraction from her distressing opinions. All that spinning would surely hypnotize some people into liking her. She could turn it into a small business and leave politics entirely. What a utopia right? Do we dare to dream?

club rencontre 50 ans et plus Imagine, one less person who voted for Section 28 out of the House of Commons AND MORE FIDGET SPINNERS TO PLAY WITH. I know I’m biased because it was my idea but I’d by a “This is not a U turn” fidget spinner. I would be proud to salvage May’s public image and in turn push that Tory merch.

Abbicarmi preaperture maritava follow url fiderebbero unilabiato richiamavate! Stay tuned for more updates on my burgeoning unemployment. Hopefully it will not come before T May’s xo

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