I would be lying if I said I hadn’t started this blog to launch my career into the fashion industry. I’ve noticed that many cool galz online do a run down of what is in their handbag each month and I thought I should do the same because I think a person can tell a lot about me from what I keep in my bag.
1.TWO PASSION FRUITS.
I am constantly trying to getmy 5 a day and that is why I like to keep some fruit in my bag, so that I can keep myself away from any naughty snacks. Unfortunately, I haven’t a knife or spoon in my bag with which to eat them with but I know that God loves a trier and I am here to say that I am that trier.
2. ONE UNWRAPPED TAMPON.
Some might say that this is unhygienic but really what else am I supposed to do when advertising makes me embarrassed about my period? Just because you don’t unwrap you tampons before you leave the house in the morning doesn’t mean you can go casting your aspersions on me.
3. ONE PARTIALLY UNWRAPPED TAMPON.
This one would obviously have been fully unwrapped, but I was in a hurry, so I just opened the end and ran out the door. I don’t like to make a habit of it, but it’s something I’ll do if I just need those extra few minutes in bed in the morning.
4. TWO PLASTERS.
A girl has to look after herself in this insane world of pointy objects and lampposts. These are the final two plasters in a pack, which I put in my bag at the start of the week. I’m so tired of being caught unawares and having to put up with damp tissues! I would like to say that I’m not sponsored by Plasters, BandAid or Bono, but I am available on my landline for any business enquiries because I think we all know how expensive a reliance on plasters is.
7. BREAD MOLD.
This isn’t something I usually keep in my bag obviously, I’m not insane…. I was making banana bread for my friends on the day that I took this photograph. I don’t really wish to comment any further on the issue.
8. QUETIAPINE TABLETS
These are my anti-psychotics and explain everything else tbh.